Grandma's pussy still has a lot of mileage left in it

Oh, hi there. Oh, so tired. I've been to the most boring party ever. Honestly. No good-looking men,

no good-looking young men. Boring. Look at me, all dressed up. Wouldn't you like to take me out

somewhere nice and give me a good time? So, I am a little bit tiddly because it was so boring.

Champagne, canapés, y pethau'n tydli ar sticiau, ac...

Iach!