"What are you doing, Step Santa?" - DaughterSwap

Would you? It's kind of weird. You can't say it's never crossed your mind.

Not as weird as I thought.

Hey! What are you doing here?

Tommy, it's my time to be here, not yours. I thought it was my time this year.

No, it's a tradition that we do. Remember? Every other, this is the other, not the other.